Popular Post

Sunday, June 26, 2011

funny gif images

images Funny Gif Animation funny gif images. funny.gif
  • funny.gif



  • pointlesswait
    02-23 06:27 PM
    wa ever suits u..pea brain..
    there was nothing in my post to get offended abt...
    the book was called Q&A.. how do u end up with a title of SlumDOG..
    u jump me.,..just because i call the bluff of fake liberals on this board..


    Can't you write a simple sentence without offending others? Furthermore nothing makes sense in your post. What's wrong with eating curd rice and pickle? If I eat beef with my Armani suit then you will think off me differently? At least that guy makes a stand and not drink, I wonder what you do? You hit the pub with your parents? Moron.

    Only in a Desi website you will find million different ways to butcher someone.
    .





    wallpaper funny.gif funny gif images. puffle-funny.gif
  • puffle-funny.gif



  • 53885
    09-12 03:19 AM
    and why was it so early. those arseholes carnt even watch a calander right.

    suppose to be on or around the 15th??? which would be friday???

    They published it early so that who have not planned to join rally can make late plans. Friday would have been very late.





    funny gif images. gifquot; altquot;Funny Animation,
  • gifquot; altquot;Funny Animation,



  • floridasun
    12-31 06:35 AM
    AmitKhare77... apparently, the job title and job responsibilities have to be same as whats on labor until we get GC. otherwise no promotion.
    SGP.... you made my day ! As I did not want to ruin my friends's mood on on new year's eve, I was planning on dropping new year party plans and stay back home.... but your post just put life back into me...
    one more qn - after I change to Company B, what happens if Company A revokes I-140 ?





    2011 puffle-funny.gif funny gif images. animation php Funny Gif
  • animation php Funny Gif



  • priderock
    05-24 11:56 AM
    The pro immigration group wants these benefits given to illegals, Anti (any) immigration groups wants no immigration to begin with and want to curtail the current immigration options (H1B and GC for legals etc.) , therefore the compromise is that the pro illegal immigration group lets them cut the current LEGAL immigration channels and anti immigrants let the illegals get all these privileges.

    There is no one to argue our cause , there goes our fate :(



    more...


    funny gif images. Funny animated GIF#39;s.
  • Funny animated GIF#39;s.



  • apnair2002
    05-14 08:12 PM
    Once it is I40 is appoved it will go to national visa processing .. .Once the pd is current NVC will send a mail to you to pay the fees. Once they receive the fees they will send all the documents to consulate . Usually i think it is 45 days to 3 months depending upon your luck. After that consulate will call you for interview.


    http://www.hooyou.com/consularprocess/faq.html


    http://www.cptracker.com/





    funny gif images. Tagged: funny, funny gif,
  • Tagged: funny, funny gif,



  • jsb
    08-03 02:19 PM
    Let us say USCIS has unused visas, which they want to allocate and they have moved cutoff dates to Jun, 2006 for EB2, similarly Sep 03 for EB3.

    My question is, will the visa issuance would be in the order of Priority Dates? or Notification Dates? Recently there has been lot of pressure on USCIS to issue processing results based on Priority Dates, will this force USCIS to correct its ways and issue visas based on Priority Dates.

    I might have digressed a little bit on the topic of predicting cutoff dates but this question is lingering among all the IV folks who would be current or already current.

    USCIS procedures suggest that for preadjudicated cases, they assign visas in order of PD, which should be the case now as focus appears to be on preadjudication. However, if there are no preadjudicated cases, as seemingly was the case last year, they have no way to do it in PD sequence. In that case, they pick files case by case in sequence of receive date (not the RD on your receipt, but the date when someone entered case data, which is close to ND) which works better for USCIS (but not for us) with wide open cut off dates.



    more...


    funny gif images. -who-arent-funny.gifquot;
  • -who-arent-funny.gifquot;



  • rockstart
    08-05 03:06 PM
    How does a lawyer know if u r stuck in namecheck? Unless you go to infopass you may not know.

    In reality, the app was just taken up for processing - the IO figured that FP has not yet been done and sent notice and during the course of processing the app, decided to send it for interview.

    Perhaps u r right. Lawyer might have just made up that story to get him off his back. The guy was pretty annoyed at not getting FP notice. He went for infopass twice and all they did was sent a FP request to CIS (told him they were doing that) but nothing happened.





    2010 gifquot; altquot;Funny Animation, funny gif images. Funny Gif Animation
  • Funny Gif Animation



  • ganguteli
    03-22 11:39 PM
    As per 2006 and 2007 CIR, only illegal immigrants get green card easy. Legals like us - it will become even more difficult. read the text of previous CIRs and new CIR will not be different. Below is the text, it clearly excludes legals from legalization. Hope I would have been daring enough to be illegal. Definately, illegals are the vote banks and they get all the attention.
    TEXT:

    SEC. 245B. ACCESS TO EARNED ADJUSTMENT.

    `(a) Adjustment of Status-

    `(1) PRINCIPAL ALIENS- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, including section 244(h) of this Act, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall adjust to the status of an alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence, an alien who satisfies the following requirements:

    `(A) APPLICATION- The alien shall file an application establishing eligibility for adjustment of status and pay the fine required under subsection (m) and any additional amounts owed under that subsection.

    `(B) CONTINUOUS PHYSICAL PRESENCE-

    `(i) IN GENERAL- The alien shall establish that the alien--

    `(I) was physically present in the United States on or before the date that is 5 years before April 5, 2006;

    `(II) was not legally present in the United States on April 5, 2006, under any classification set forth in section 101(a)(15); and

    `(III) did not depart from the United States during the 5-year period ending on April 5, 2006, except for brief, casual, and innocent departures.

    `(ii) LEGALLY PRESENT- For purposes of this subparagraph, an alien who has violated any conditions of his or her visa shall be considered not to be legally present in the United States.



    ..................legals dont earn legalization. In other parts of bill, legal immigrants have to go thru even more rigrous LC processes but illegals have to do nothing. So, all those excited about Obama and CIR, cool down.

    Legals do not need to be legalized. They are already legal. Legals need to be permanentized. (I like this new word)

    You have not read the entire bill and fully understood it. You are just picking up a small portion and making judgment.



    more...


    funny gif images. Funny Graphs 2
  • Funny Graphs 2



  • kshitijnt
    11-16 02:55 AM
    Bill rate? 70/30 basis?? Contract??? I would like the OP to report his employer to DoL. DoL and USCIS will kick both the OP and the employer. It is easy to get carried away saying that the employer is blood sucker etc. But very clearly, you should know that there can't be these kinds of contracts on H1. The employer knows that people who go to them are on thin ice, and so does the employee (employer is there to do business -- he is not running charity).

    Maybe you guys want OP to go to DoL so that both the employer and OP get kicked out of this country (that is good for all of us) due to obvious immigration fraud.


    To top it, OP goes on an offensive when people point of the bitter truth to him. This site should not promote illegal behavior, anybody seeking advise on these topics should be severely castigated, because they broke the law too (and they know it, just dont want to admit it). Or maybe we should encourage these people to report to DoL so that all of them can be punished for misusing the laws.

    While I did not suggest him to go to DOL. Let me tell you that working on hourly wages is legal on H1. The best solution is to find the job quietly. How do you know how much is his employer making and what he has got? There could be very significant difference.





    hair animation php Funny Gif funny gif images. funny pictures gif. funny
  • funny pictures gif. funny



  • JazzByTheBay
    08-15 12:32 PM
    AC21 applies specifically to the time before you get GC. Even if you do use AC21, you should have the intention to stay with the employer you're with or the future employer (who submits an employment letter attesting they have a permanent job offer which is similar in scope in the LCA and I-140 petition) at the time of GC Approval.

    The 90-day timeframe is sufficient to establish intent, as posted earlier.

    jazz

    [quote=Slowhand;147322]

    If you already used AC21 then? how would you explain to IO. I think what matters is your explanation and there should be no reason for denial of citizenship if you are able to explain.

    cheers



    more...


    funny gif images. funny.gif
  • funny.gif



  • jsb
    03-19 02:24 PM
    EB3 discrimination is quite blatant. Folks with a date of March 2004 should be automatically considered EB2 based on five year experience. This is not just for EB3-I or EB2-I but for all chargeabilities.

    That will require a change of law. Current law is based on qualification for the job, not that of candidate filling that job. If I am a PhD, but an employer needs a tool cleaner, which I am willing to accept, I'll be sponsored for whatever category the tool cleaner position falls in.

    If someone has gained 5 yrs experience waiting for on EB3, and wants to move to EB2, he/she will need to look for a job/sponsorship which requires 5 yrs experience. It is that simple. Lot of people do that...and retain their original PD. Isn't it a nice thing?





    hot Funny animated GIF#39;s. funny gif images. Very funny and gross animated
  • Very funny and gross animated



  • whiteStallion
    05-27 04:20 PM
    Lets hope for the best on this bill !



    more...


    house Funny - Orkut Scraps, comments funny gif images. 2011 funny gif images. funny
  • 2011 funny gif images. funny



  • jonty_11
    07-10 11:47 AM
    Not sure if this has hapened b4..but Oh acknowledging our IV ----

    immigration-law.com

    -------------------------------------------
    07/10/2007: Response of USCIS Director to Visa Bulletin Fiasco Related Flower Campaign

    * We reported yesterday that foreign professionals have been sending flowers to the heads of involved agencies with a message of protest for the ongoing visa bulletin fiasco. Dr. Emilio Gonzalez responded to such flower campaign in the USCIS site. The flower campaign appears to be a gesture from the community of foreign professionals to thaw out the tension created by the fiasco and at the same time calling the agency leaders' swift attention to the problem and sufferings of the foreign professionals and their family members. This camapaign has been initiated and pushed ahead by the immigrationinvoice.com group. Salute to the members of this group for the job well done.





    tattoo Tagged: funny, funny gif, funny gif images. Funny GIF collection
  • Funny GIF collection



  • snpinfinitum
    05-12 08:00 AM
    what is an Advance degree in STEM?



    more...


    pictures -who-arent-funny.gifquot; funny gif images. funny.gif
  • funny.gif



  • pmpforgc
    02-19 02:33 PM
    Hi

    It looks like most people are of the opinion going for term life and investing extra money in Mutual fund or Securities rather than going for Whole life and paying for lot high premiums.

    So now my question is

    (1) can you list companies and term life policies that you found better and more comptitative compared to others in market, along with their plus and minus

    (2) List important websites for such comapnies

    (3) Does Having GC and not having GC makes significant difference in terms of Premium for the Term Life Policy

    Also list other informative sources for Term or Life Insurance Policies

    Thanks





    dresses Very funny and gross animated funny gif images. Tag(s): gif . funny . loop .
  • Tag(s): gif . funny . loop .



  • minimalist
    08-24 11:56 AM
    AP approved in 14 days from TSC.

    6/4 - mailed
    6/6 - received by TSC
    6/9 - checks cashed
    6/13 - receipt in mail
    6/23 - email and case status online notice of approval
    6/25 - AP received in mail (2 copies, multiple entry, valid from the date expiry of current AP plus 1 yr)

    DEBA, Can you publish a list of all te docs you attached?
    Thanks

    ----
    EB3 I May 2006
    Contribution : 100$



    more...


    makeup Funny Graphs 2 funny gif images. Funny - Orkut Scraps, comments
  • Funny - Orkut Scraps, comments



  • seahawks
    09-22 02:23 AM
    sounds funny and will make news, but I am not sure it helps in our campaign to get the system fixed.





    girlfriend Funny GIF collection funny gif images. Funny Animals
  • Funny Animals



  • unitednations
    03-24 12:07 PM
    although this doesn't fit 100% to your case. You may want to look at the attached administrative appeals office decision.

    Essentially, a person was denied in eb2 because they had a 3 yr bsc and 2 year masters. they had education evaluationstating that masters indian degree was equal to us masters degree.

    nebraska service center stated that 3+2 is not equal to masters degree. Admininstrative appeals office decision approved it saying that it didn't matter how long the combined study was. As long as foreign masters equals us masters then that is all which needs to be proven.

    My experience has been that texas service center sends an rfe for this 3+2 education. I know of 8 cases where thie decision was shown in the rfe and they all 8 got approved. I know of one case in nebraska where this case was shown and they still denied it stating that it wasn't a precedent decision (person already had another 140 denied and there was some history in his case which i believe caused nebraska to deny it). Odd part was that the appeals office decision was from nebraska service center





    hairstyles funny.gif funny gif images. /funny/youre-funny.gifquot;
  • /funny/youre-funny.gifquot;



  • gk_2000
    04-19 03:15 PM
    The header says it all: "For Immediate Release"

    Cover your noses





    bebar
    01-16 01:37 PM
    Sorry I didn't mention the country. Mine is EB2 India PD 09/2003





    gimme_GC2006
    10-07 01:35 PM
    Nov 2008 bulletin....In My dreams...

    EB2 India, move to Dec 2005 :D:D:D